Nanny McFur

Preamble: Humans need to know basic rules. They can be taught if you start early and are consistent. You will then have a smooth running household.

DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer it with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it.

 After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season. Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs.

(http://www.kittykondo.com/doors.htm)